10 Ways to live happily ever after
- Have a step mom or someone to torture you
- and be guiilble enough to be tortured by them
- Sing and twirl round and round WHERE EVER you go
- Learn to communicate with animals
- and know how to convince them to do things for you
- Be gentle and demure. Thin your skin to blush when someone gives you attention
- Engage a fairy godmother godfather goduncle or what ever shit to turn you pretty and attractive
- Believe in love at first sight and chiong at the guy when you sees him
- Lure him to you with your sirens song if he is one blur dude
- Play hard to get after he is seduced
Alright chill... I didnt mean to ridicule fairy tales but there are certain similarities in these stories. A friend once told me that reading fairy tales makes a person kinder, less schematic and less realistic. I agree with it.
These stories focuses on the girls generosity and they are rewarded by living happily ever after with a prince. Even though we know that in this realistic world kind people may not have good ending, bad people may also not have bad ending. Everyone dwells on the grey zone only depending if you are in the darker shade or lighter shade of grey.
But still, one also has the right to dream and have should have a time to day dream after a tiring day facing REALITY.
My childhood favourite princess stories. New princesses are admitted into the disney's princess but well... i erm refused to accept them coz this 6 have always been a princess in my heart since i am small.
Cinderella (1950)
Cinderella then reveals she has the other glass slipper. Delighted at this indisputable proof of the maiden's identity, the Duke slides the slipperon her foot which fits perfectly
Endures with her overbearing stepmom Lady Tremaine and sis-s, Drizella and Anastasia
Saved a mouse Octavius aka Gus and befriends the mouse pack leader Jaq, Bruno the dog and Mighty the horse
Beautiful pumpkin carridge and pretty gown that vanishes by 12 midnight. I wonder if the pumpkin can still be eaten after that...
Meets her prince charming who is tall and handsome whose father is round and short. Princes some how gets the best genes while the kings get the worst ones huh?
I used to ask my mom why their dresses have cushion paddings on their waist. And till now i still dunno why..
Beauty and the Beast (1991)
Eventually, the wounded Beast dies and Belle, who is now heartbroken, whispers in tears that she loves him, just before the last petal falls from the rose.
Belle the bookworm
Kawaii! Imagine teacups squirming when you drink them. Lumiere the candle, Cogsworth the clock, Mrs Potts the teapot and Chip, her son the teacup
She tamed the beast and made him learn to love. Frankly i think she is quite cool coz she is able to see past the ugliness and into the inner beauty which i can say even i cant do it... Absolutely admirable! (Claps!)
Beast gave her a library FLOODING (stacked properly of course) with books. Well dont laugh coz its romantic for a bookworm yer know....
Yellow is for cheerfulness. I guess the cartoon artist meant to protray Belle as a more outgoing girl ready for adventures rather than a sweet pretty little thing..
Snow White (1937)
Snow White takes a bite out of the apple and falls to the floor, seemingly dead. A storm starts up outside as the ugly old hag cackles, "Now I'll be fairest in the land!"
Seriously, she has a super high pitched voice... Even a bird cant reach that pitch..
Heigh Ho! Heigh Ho~ They had such cute noses!!! Doc, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy, Bashful, Happy, Dopey. Watch "Bluddle-Uddle-Um-Dum" song on youtube!
By the way, the famous 'Someday My Prince Will Come' is sung by her hahaha!
Love the colour combination but i hate those puffy sleeves and short hair...
Aladdin (1992)
I can show you the world, shining shimmering splendid, tell me princess now when did you last let your heart decide
I can open your eyes, take you wonder by wonder, over sideways and under on a magic carpet ride
Daddy is so cute... Round and bouncy...
Rajah Jas pet... Imagine a tiger for a pet.. Eeek!
Abu, Genie and Magic carpet.. There was one part when Genie was playing chess with Carpet and he lost. Adn he said 'I cant believe i lost to a rug!' haah..
Unbelievable sight, indescribable feeling
Little Mermaid (1989)
The seaweed is always greener, in somebody elses lake. You dream about going up there, that is a big mistake
Just look up at the world around you, right here on the ocean floor
There's so many wonderful things around you, what more are you looking for
Ariel is youngest daughter and e favourite among her sisters
Flounder her best friend.. Cant swim fast but gosh his colours are beautiful...
The guy she chiongs at : Prince Eric
The Eric's pet hairy dog Max
So aspiring..
Sleeping Beauty (1959)
Aurora is put under a sleeping spell. The good fairies place Aurora on her bed with a red rose in her hand, and cause a deep sleep to fall over the entire kingdom until they can find a way to break the curse
She is blessed with the gift of beauty, gift of song and gift of death before her 16th birthday
She is bethrothed to Philips since she was a baby and she meets him 16 years later both claiming to have met each other in their dreams.. So romantic right? Awwwwww........................
Flora, Fauna and Merryweather
She pricks her finger on the spindle wheel and..
.. sleeps
Love her dress. Off shoulder and very elegant... In the ending, her fairy godmoms fought over the colour of her dress and her dress changed blue to pink while Aurora and Philips dance.. Wahhhh..............
So can you guess who is my favourite princess?
